Thats what Ive noticed. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. And you can seethey have rhythm. Yeah. Shouldnt be a problem. Shes your friend, shes my friend. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. Have you dined with us before? Ellen Degeneres: (05:14) And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. That was a mistake, too. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? And next? Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? Something different gonna happen in here? -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. They just put the room in the air. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. Thank you. I heard he was coming to the party. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. Please, change. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. I was 10 years old. Gillian: And it didn't happen. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. Thank you so much. No, thank you. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? So there's that. Trees have leaves. Ill tell you. We get a junk drawer. Jesus broke bread. You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. It's all on Hulu. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. There are so many different types of jobs. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Yeah, I really do. These cookies do not store any personal information. He had only a dollar. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Yeah. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. In the end, everything will be all right. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. We never bought anything. Thank you very much. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. Andy Lassner: (06:14) Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? You know. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? Maybe its right for Ive gardened. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. Thank you. Ellen: I know! My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. -Are you in any pain? DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. They insist on memorizing your order. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. Good afternoon, students. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? I think they have been. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Everybody was all nervous about dandruff and then Sofia Vergara does this Head & Shoulders commercial Her son has dandruff. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. We know that now. Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? -No, not at all. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. Ill put mine on real quick. A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. They dont. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. Im pretty sure that, you know -Doctor, sometimes I worry -Ive heardenough. That was big of her, so yeah. We stand up. But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. I know I am, but Im a human being and Ihave bad days and Im intraffic like you, I drive but I cant dothe things you do because Im the be-kindgirl. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? I have 15 on right now. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Andy Lassner: (00:50) Andy Lassner: (06:25) Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. I dont understand what fleas do even. We dont care. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. It really Its like Its gonna fit. [gasps] Happy birthday [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. These are good, I like these. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah I cant No. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. Does it work? Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. Thank you. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. Deathly allergic. She was ashamed. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. Discover why Rev is the #1 speech-to-text service in the world. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. I got a TV from the gay lady. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. Yeah. Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. Nobody was in there. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. Thank you. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Libary Really? Andy Lassner: (01:15) Were all on our own individual path. I think youre doing a great job. And if youdont know Christian Science, it is areligion that does not believe in doctors or medicine. This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Im sure you have it archived. Im the manager. I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. Ill do that, thank you. He didnt even know how to slice it. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. DeGeneres says allegations of a toxic work environment on . -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. I know how important that is. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Throughout the years, Ellen . Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . I dont know, you know. Youre vegan? Andy Lassner: (07:48) Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. Yeah, but heres the thing. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. Ive never been back there. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. You know, you say: Im vegan. Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. These are good if I have to do this. And it had been the whole time. I dont wanna stop you. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. Jen Aniston has dry eye. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. Is she gonna be OK? You know that. I dont know who started that. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. Theres no reason for me to have a horn. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. And this side of the table? It was really, really special. I appreciate it. That was a religion we were. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . Im And Im kind, Im a good person. Back that ass up Is that okay? They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. Yes, Im enjoying it. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. . Required fields are marked *. Yep, you could get that for sure. But the fine dining. The place with all the words? Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. Just becausethey knew I was gay. In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. Thank you for taking a chance on me. I love that phrase. They stabbed at it with their sword. Yes. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. Why do you say that to her?. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. Oh yeah! Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. You dont know why someones going slow. Cause people do that to me. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). I had a great life. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. I had to learn about it on the commercial. The writing was already on the wall her contract was up anyway in 2022 . I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. Help me. And then I passed out. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. Thats good. Cause I used to writeall the time. No, but Ive dined in other places before. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. Thank you very much! 0:00. Sorry about that. Yeah. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. Im not sure. I mean, if someone does something rude in traffic to you, you can honk and let themknow your disapproval and I I shouldnt even have a horn in my car. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. There were fleas everywhere. Where do you get your protein? -It is? Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. Theres a womanwith a ferret theres a man with a mongoose, theres a lady with a donkey. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. I love being vegan. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. The sentence repeats I to emphasize Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . May is usually the beginning of graduation season. This was the graduation of the "Katrina Class" that entered in Fall 2005. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. I dont know, I just guessed. She said she held my head. If I have to do that, thatll be good. Its just gotten out of hand. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. She has dry eye and thats okay. Does she still have the cats? When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. Im slicing it. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. They are. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. At summit talks youll hear them speak Oh. 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